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Most spam that I get has a few key search words included for whatever product it's pushing: shoes, enhancement pills, medical marijuana, etc. You know, the words that search engine optimization (SEO) has dictated would be best. But this one? It's ALL over the place. This spammer wants to promote fashion and health and sex and performance and goodness knows what else:
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It's almost poetic, really. Submarine? Sonorous? Unwashed judgement poppycock? I kinda want to know the person who threw these words together. In some ways it reminds me of Dumbledore: "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
What about y'all? Have you had a spam comment that was so fun or bizarre that it was worth commenting on?